Go on. Indulge

Hoe

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via pizza)

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

(via gostle)

lufioh:

when you stay up all night and realize its morning

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(via g-iggle)

ticklishaoba:

hot things to say during sex:

  • dang son
  • bless you
  • yabba dabba doo
  • your own name
  • heil hitler
  • radical
  • gnarly to the max!
  • how dare you
  • oh well
  • i’m sorry. i’m so so sorry
  • psych!

trust me these work 100% i had the sex once

(via messing-with-sass-quatch)

It’s my birthday today yayyyyyyyy ‼️

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

(via g-iggle)

dota2chainz:

id honestly shit myself

(Source: iraffiruse, via g-iggle)

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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(via powerpuff-squirrels)

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via g-iggle)